So there I was reconciling my credit card statement and once again being flabbergasted at the breadth and volume of my tacqueria transactions, when I see an annual recurring charge from WordPress.com….

“What’s this?” say I, “Is something foul afoot?”

Then I remember, Oh yeah that blog you started but never followed up on, broken resolution number, let me check the records, 267! That thing.

Well now I have a leaner schedule and more free time, and its January again, let’s change that failed resolution #267 to a pending goal #8, and future failed resolution #273!

Aw, fuck it I still like the URL. If nothing else I am still the OG, Definitive, employed millennial.